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Lance Armstrong is sorry, but we're not sure for what. The debt-limit debate, the end of same-day voter registration in Wisconsin and do chimpanzees have a human style of fairness?
NASA record-holder signs off.
If any humans orbiting the earth want to talk to the Roseville (by way of Bemidji) native Paul Dye in the future, they'll have to call him at home.
A picture worth one word
You'd have to be in a fairly high state of denial not to see that this is a cover intending to make a guy look like a mob boss.
Seventy years is a heck of a long time to wait for a medal you deserved from the U.S. military.
Blake Cognata, the New York high schooler who was surprised earlier this week by a call from Minnesota Viking star Adrian Peterson,has died of cancer.
The U of M looks for more dough, guns that won't shoot unless you own it, and the weird things we're doing now because we're so afraid of the flu.