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With any luck, anyone thinking about driving on lake ice when authorities are warning them about thin spots will have a second thought after they hear Lyle Grohman's story about what happened when his truck fell through the ice in southern Minnesota.
Around the time Robert T. Smith, the Minneapolis Tribune columnist, gave him his nickname, Plut began to realize he wasn’t just a college professor; he was a beloved college professor.
At Lincoln Memorial, students mock Native American
If history is any guide, these school students mocking a Native American elder on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial will be identified and claim they were just joking and, hey, what's the matter with you that you can't take a joke in America anymore?
Peter Cox's excellent story on the perfect ice conditions on area lakes has a life lesson to it: you can't always get what you want. And one's man's trash... and all that.
The obituaries editor of the Louisville Courier Journal was just looking out for the danger posed to the nation by a dead 87-year-old woman who didn't much care for the person who is president of the United States.