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Shane Paulsen, of Devil's Lake, N.D., has been dreading Dec. 2. It was the one-year anniversary of the day he woke up to a gunshot at 7 a.m. His daughter, Madissen, 11, had taken her own life. A few weeks later, her best friend, also 11, took hers, too.
Big Tuna blames millennials for its failures
Opening a can of tuna is hard, the Wall St. Journal reported this week. Millennials can't be bothered opening the can and draining the oil/water and then preparing the tuna. Just thinking about the process makes us want to take a nap; it's all so exhausting. That's pretty much the best the Journal could come up with to explain why the sales of cans of tuna are dropping.